Sunday, October 16, 2011

The ultimate perfecto

In the city, powerful women are everywhere. Some of them earn more money than men; some of them wear more pants than men.
In my dental building, women dominate the faculty, from the classroom to the clinic. I have 4 female class reps 4 years in a row. Damn right Beyonce, one day girls are gonna run the world.

*Princess Diana, the most perfect woman in every universe.

The woman empowerment arises so quick and so impacted that sometimes I think women secretly want to be their own man. May be plus a vibrator.
That way, they can keep their head focus on the career and protect their hearts from breaking into million pieces, and still get orgasm.
They get the best of every world. They make the best out of every world.
Men can't be the ordinary man anymore, either the supreme womanizer, or a piece of boring shit. And of course, there is always a friendship forever, let's not forget about this.

From what I learnt from movies, woman dated a guy then she will figuratively dissect her date with her bunch of posse, until they all found one tiny nano blemish out of the guy who happen to like the girl very much.
"He likes to shower after sex." "That's so weird.""I know right!"
"He still goes to church with his mum every Sunday..""A HOLY son, seriously?"

*Jamie Oliver, cook and british, flawless!

The process is inevitable, like how men will talk about the same stuff with their buddies.
"I scored again yesterday night.""AGAIN?!"
"Eh check out her twins."
For most city men those trivia doesn't really matter, penetration is the only real deal after all.

Women's expectation towards men is getting higher and higher, they expect man to be as charismatic as spiderman, and exuding the sense of mystery at the same time, like batman. When men's commitment issue is still an insurmountable conundrum, under the colourful neon light, everyone starts looking for a one night fling, nothing serious.
They replaced love with the idea of companionship.


Whore and manwhore, they are the new love.



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