WannaBeDiary

oblonGATAL :
wow wow wow.
So glad to see you here, Mr Clemente.
Such an coincidence.
Btw, I am the editor from Brainstem Magazine.
Can I have the honour to talk to you. just for a while?

Clemente :
Hey. Just call me Clem.
And by the way, this is not coincident.Bitch.
I know you have been following me for a couple of weeks.
Tell me, what's your fucking vocation?

oblonGATAL :
hmm.
Don't worry. I am a good girl.
I don't swear.I never have sex before.I don't watch porn.
Is that all right for you to have the interview here?
I mean, beside the swimming pool.
And only with your tight swimming trunks?

Clemente :
Yes.Bitch.What's the matter with you?
This is your only precious chance to see my fucking hot hunky body.
Don't you want it?
Every girl dribbling for it like hell I tell you.

oblonGATAL :
oh yea.
I am honoured to have this opportunity.
Emm.Can you tell me how do you feel for being chosen as the
hottest porn star king AGAIN?

Clemente :
Alright.
Nothing much.
This is already my fifth time picking up the fucking crown.

oblonGATAL :
Why do you think people love you so much?

Clemente :
Well.
I think they love my celestially freaking sexy body.
And of course, I have the fucking biggest dick in the world.
A~hahahaha..
You want to see it?

oblonGATAL :
oh no. Thanks.

Clemente :
Oh babe. Don't be such a hypocritical prude.
I know you want it fucking much.
~pull her head over~
You like it?

oblonGATAL :
Aww.That is impressive.
Your mum was surely astonished by it..

Clemente :
Come on.
You believe this is a real one?
I made plastic surgery ok.
Michael Jackson was beside me that time.
He was trying to get his fake nostril overhauled.

oblonGATAL :
Wow. Who persuaded you to make this?
Your mum knew it?

Clemente :
This is entirely my own idea ok.
It's like woman always wants big boob.
And it was my dream to become the porn star king.
Hence it's a fucking must for me to make myself stand out.
More outshining than others idiots.
This's the philosophy of Nietzsche.You know?

oblonGATAL :
emm..emm..

Clemente :
oh you fucking bimbo.
Go back and study more ok.
Your mama will be so shamed of you.

oblonGATAL :
How dare you call me fucking bimbo.
Arg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am going to bite off your fucking fake dick and fry it!!!
Arg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~crush~
~chew~chew~

Clemente :
Help me..Help my dick..call 911!!!

oblonGATAL :
oh I am so sorry you fucking eunuch.
Hahaha..
I wana witness your wound haemorrhage and die.
Hahahahahahahaha..

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