I wanna be as thin as clement

SHUTthefuckUP.

Being a lanky young man will not bring you a Guinness World Record.
And probably(97%):

1.you'll get tossed in cheerleading

Of course this's as exciting+phobic as roller coaster.
But be frank the possibility that you might slam the concrete floor is still existing.
"hey clement I found your sublingual gland near the swimming pool!it's ok.don't need to thank me.

Aimeelee this is our roller coaster face!

2.people thought you jerk off everyday
Your obtrusive rib cage will frighten the vampire.
Your girlfriend screams like hell in the mid way of having sex because she touches your false ribs and you think your 5cm penis makes her so orgasmic.
ok this is just a hypothesis.

3.anorexia suspected
Your relatives will keep adding stuff in your plate(NICE!) during wedding dinner. Then they'll secretly bitch about your nerdyskinnyanorectic look.
And your parents thought you burn the midnight oil everyday.

unfortunately...the smaller one is mine.the other one is my acromegalied classrep.

4.you can't do sports
Because your not-gonna-be teammates have to protect your skeleton from being fractured by the ball although you are able to take care of yourself.
I remember I heard this during adsalympic.
"Ask clement run 4x100 la then we'll have enough people."
Then another bastard said
"Stop kidding."
wtf.

5.you'll be abs-less and ass-less
It's prevalent to get excruciating hip-ache after sitting for like 1 hour.
Of course those people who try to spank your ass may get their wrists twisted.
Abs-less, this is as cruel as global warming.
I can't think of any good word to describe the abs-less me.
"wow clement.you look so....calm."

shan ah! go feed yourself with Enfagrow A+ before you go jogging!!