Don't forget you were the sperm who won the race

Sometimes I wonder would that make any difference if I let other sperm out ran me.
Yea the baby'll still weeps like he lost his rib.
But may be the baby will grow up as a hot sporty brilliant young man.
Or may be the baby is a girl. Then she can marry Prince Harry.

(ohh i love the hand draw cartoons)

People always say "If........"
Because they think they deserve the best thing in the universe so they ceaselessly compare themselves with the imaginary perfect future.

But how do you know you'll attain a better answer if you're given a second chance?

They waive their privilege to learn because failure tastes like a fermented lollipop.
This is not what university students do.
We need to learn.
At least you save something pragmatic and witty in your void brain besides those sex positions which make you feel like you're closer to God.

My communication lecturer pushed me into the vortex of rumination by spelling the word 'THINKER'.

Such a weighty word.
I don't know you but I seldom THINK.
Yes saying chuck palaniuk's quotations makes me feel incredibly amazed.
But it just means that I am imitating his thoughts no matter how much I support his tracks of theorizing.
(oh no i am a thought bubble stealer)

May be next time I will come out with my own smart line like:
This is a perky-butt world the same way as abortion is another kind of dark fashion.

(wtf is that you stupid clement)