If this is the time to choose

I would say I prefer being single.

People around me are so intrigued with my option in a new relationship.
(Huiling I am talking about you HAHA)
My mum likes to introduce her friend's aunt's nephew's daughter's classmate's neighbour to me.
"See..She is pretty, clever, and a christian! Go talk to her!"
My dad always asks:
"Eh..bring your girlfriend to our house la!"
HuiLing does this 578 times:
"Cha siu zai! There is NO secret between us so you can tell me everything! I mean EVERYthing."

But the point is I AM NOT PREPARED TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND YET.

I used to think that you must date zillion of girls as long as you're still the robust adolescent with those brisking zing in your blood circulation.
When I grew up a little, I realize it's so MUCH better to have your only one lying on your brawn instead of squirting your nasty spunk into anonymous masquerade dressing slut.
And here is the problem:
How do you know he/she is the one?

If my partner has the similar frequency of brain wave as me, it'll be so vapid! Of course it's easier to communicate but we might end up fighting for the last cup of our favourite maggie mee.

Let's say if my partner has completely opposite characteristics, it'd be so challenging till I might get assailed during slumber because I off the toilet light before I say goodnight.

I don't need a girlfriend who expects me to sms her 24/7 just to make sure she already has her dinner or bathe. I won't give a fuck to these goddamn basic things that even primary school children know how to do it on their own.

I am not the kind of boyfriend who will stick with your ass every moment or smell your hair in study area just to make sure we use the same shampoo.

It doesn't mean my relationship will be so unique or so special but apparently if you know how to use a spoon before you get a boyfriend then why do you need a boyfriend to feed you in public?

We are all independent human and boyfriendgirlfriend-love is just another condiment.

"Dear I am going to shit now."
"Darling I am sitting on the toilet bowl and waiting for the shit to come out."
"Oh yes Baby I am rubbing my ass."
"I am testing my new bra.Love you Honey Muackk!"
This is so wtf right!

May be you will think "ohh my girl is so sweet she tells me everything!"
No offence but personally I think this is freaking saccharine.
Well a Good Morning message will be sweet enough.

Don't Listen To His Crap.
He doesn't even has a girlfriend.

Oh yes spank my ass!