We blasted the holidays to the max.

Jeannette and I headed down to malacca first to get my passport and her teeth.
20 hours in the bus. Back and forth.
First we missed the bus to malacca because we were so busy watching zac efron.
Then we smuggled ourselves to Perlis as we bought the ticket to Alor Setar.
We pretended we fell asleep.
Yes. Typical Malaysian.

First of all you have to get someone who knows Hokkien if you want to go Hatyai.
We got Andy.

Then you need someone who can read the map.
We have Jeannette.
We stayed in Centara Novotel. 5 STARS one ok.
And there is a super cute and diligent bell man--Metee, who eventually becomes our friend.
We tipped him rm10 for his enthusiastic hospitality.

Then we started our real journey, for the whole afternoon.
Too many markets. Too many stalls.
But it was freaking conspicuous that they sell porno everywhere.

And those stuffs weren't that cheap at all.
So don't blame me for not buying souvenirs back.

Hatyai becomes so much alive at night.
We tasted the best tom yum sotong ever and kangkung with fried-cuisine in somewhere then we headed to the momentous high spot of the trip -- Tiger show.

It was on the second floor. It's location was like a labyrinth.
Apparently it didn't has a grand entrance but it give you the BEST exit ever.
Jeannette said we went to the wrong show because it was way too pornographic.
I think it's a live porn show.
Seriously, those completely naked girls and guys just made love and had oral sex on the stage, in REAL 'rocket'.
And the most creative thing is the naked guy played the drum and KEYBOARD with his big penis. They got live band yea.
Those performers had good INTERACTION with the audiences.
I was hiding behind my jacket because I scared those nude girls will come to me.
In brief, we watched everything we can imagine and everything we can't imagine inside there.
Andy said we fully experienced Thailand in that vivid 1 hour. Huh.

We continued mengunjungi the night markets.
Then we Chor Di till 3am.
We have been playing chor di through out the whole week.
I didn't want to sleep because it was my first 5 stars hotel and i am not gonna waste my time on slumber.
I went down to the lobby and enjoyed the live band there. I mean the real band lah.

7.45am. I went swimming and SAUNA.
Nobody wakes up that early I guess so I was enjoying those facilities alone. Cool huh.

We checked out at 11am after playing few rounds of chor di.
There wasn't any big difference between their shopping malls and ours.
We jalan jalan till railway station then 'bye thailand'.

Jean and I spent our Friday in Andy's house.
Andy cooked for us.
Aww..The chicken soup was so freaking scrumptious.

Saturday. Penang. Jean wanted to look for her prom dress.
She was ber-emo because those pretty dresses were so fucking expensive.
And I got lost in the Quenn's bay. Stupid me.

So..what should i do with my hair..We have been singing this sentence till now after watching HSM 3 in the bus. HAHAHA.
See everyone in class next monday. Have fun.