Sunday, June 7, 2009

Damn it.Superman Theory by Nietzsche

I am so glad that i did not miss the church service last Friday.
BUT I did sacrificed the only chance to watch Titanic in Aimst lecture hall.
And i also want to see how aimee sobbing ok.kidding.


I went to another church where those dentistry students usually go.
It seems like different course students attend different church.
Candidly, I prefer the sermon there.
It somehow save a lost lamb who is gradually losing his dignity and sanity.

I copied down some short notes = words from God.
Human are turning away from God due to their unrepentant heart.
But God will be forever standing there, waiting them to come back home.
Thank God, I did make a fantastic U-turn.

I heard a bible story before:
There were 2 best friends, crossing a huge desert.
Then one of them found that another companion was missing, abruptly.
There was only one man's footprints there.
He was so frustrated and vented his indignation at God.
"Why are you leaving me alone here? where is my friend?"

God answered him with great love, inwardly:
" I'll never leave you alone, my child.
The footprints you saw were not yours. They were mine.
I am bringing you on my back, crossing the isolated desert together."

*May be he shouldn't help the small kid. He need to learn and count on himself.

During the prayer, the pastor told me the message from God :

Do not bother what your friends said about you. Just be yourself.

*GOD IS TALKING TO ME INDIRECTLY.wow~
Now I can stand out and say it loud
I am proud to be THE BOY
*If you still remember the entry I posted--I am the boy.

I took this picture when i was in form 6, in hostel study room.
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..Changing channel..
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I read a research from daily few days ago.
Great news for boys, especially those who are in the awkward puberty.
The article was about how to make your "dude" longer and bigger.
Wait.
Before I continue, is this considered as sexual harassment?
18PG.only dedicated for man.

Man can easily control your "dude" when you are pee-ing.
We are able to make the urine excretion stop whenever we want to by contracting some so-called PC muscles.
I am contemplating whether girls can do it as well?


Well.
The simple exercise is just contract the PC muscles for 30 seconds.
You can do it whenever you want and wherever you want.
*people, DO NOT ask me randomly when I am queueing up for wednesday chicken rice
" hey clement, are you contracting your PC muscles now?"
You can see the effect after one month.
BIG and LONG.


I was so exhilarated after reading the article and wanted to share with my housemate EC.
HE REJECTED ME!
HE DOES NOT WANT TO KNOW!
*May be he curi curi check it in google. Who knows?haha.

If I am not mistaken, I read a survey from internet.
The article pointed out things that boys would like to talk about whenever there are only BOYS.
1.
sex
2.
girls
3.sports


I am curious.
I am staying in a house where there are only 4 of us living inside.
- 1 is forever with BOOKS.
- 1 is forever with MOVIES.
- 1 is forever with BROTHER.

Who am I gonna share my EXTRA knowledge with?
Honestly, I am going to try it out whether the method is effective or not.
*Which guy does not want a BIG "dude" that will make you proud?
Give me one month.30 days.
I will tell you the result.


I love some scenes from this video.
--1.05-Amanda's eyes rolling with tears
--1.27-Simon holding his mandible with palms
--2.44-2.52-smiling faces


3 comments:

Aimee said...

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i am laughing out loud like a maniac i think my new housemates are going to move out on the count of fear.

but seriously. DO tell me after 30 days ok.

tiZ n0t uR clEmeNt0my.. said...

new housemate..urghhh!!!!
i hope nobody is moving into my room.God bless me,Amen.

no problem.i will announce the result here after 30 days.haha..
*tak malu punya budak..

rathinumberone said...

walauwei clement..me too Lol-ing here..damn gud blog.. :D
oh damn philo in the morning !

-rathi-